Stoop Dog, Author at Stoophang

Trump’s Silence Was Louder Than His Bluster

Stoop Dog January 3, 2021

With only a few days left in his feckless, dumpster presidency, Trump will be remembered by his fans and haters alike for his signature lack

Na na na na, hey hey, Goodbye!

Stoop Dog December 18, 2020

So here it is, December 17 (or 18th… depends on when I finish this), 44 (or 45) days after the 2020 general election and 41

Santa Is Real!

Stoop Dog December 11, 2020

Thanks to Trump’s legal Dream Team and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, we now have huuuge, overwhelming evidence proving the existence of Santa Claus and

Partying Like It Was 1999

Stoop Dog December 10, 2020

It’s a ridiculous battlefield to die on. Mice don’t deliberately provoke cats. Wildebeest don’t play chicken with packs of hungry Serengeti lions. That would be

Could 2020 End Otherwise?

Stoop Dog November 6, 2020

It’s 3:08am on Friday of Election Week. It’s a ridiculous hour to kick off a new blog article, especially as I awoke just a half

Gaslighting 101

Stoop Dog October 26, 2020

Yesterday, Trump and Pence faced a “60 Minutes” interview with Lesley Stahl which has been a pre-election tradition since CBS launched its show in 1968.

Wagging the Dog

Stoop Dog October 22, 2020

Yesterday, John Ratcliffe, Trump’s director of national intelligence — a Republican political hack with zero professional credentials in either intelligence or national security except for

Vamping Politics, Health and WTF

Stoop Dog October 5, 2020

I didn’t know how to write this. I wasn’t even sure if I should because it’s a potential snake pit of cliche, karma, Schadenfreude and

The Biggest Anticlimax Of All Time

Stoop Dog September 26, 2020

The most overhyped anticlimax of all time might be Geraldo Rivera’s infamously disappointing 1986 Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults. Thirty million people watched two hours

It Doesn’t Have To Be The “New Normal”