The Insurrection Backfire
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February 14, 2021
In 2017, a photo emerged of Al Franken on a 2006 USO tour pretending to feel up a napping Playboy model, Leeann Tweeden. They were
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Vaccine Passport
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January 27, 2021
With vaccine harder to find in NYC than a good hush puppy, New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo spiked the ball by reporting that as many
The Vaccine Rollout
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January 20, 2021
In mid-December Pfizer’s Coronavirus vaccine began getting shot into the arms of New York City residents. The Moderna vaccine, which was actually developed over a
Two Time Loser
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January 16, 2021
On January 13th, the House voted second articles of impeachment against Donald Trump. He’s the first president in history to be impeached twice. A few
We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Basket
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January 8, 2021
January 6 will be given to history as one of the darkest days of the republic, when thousands of flag-drunk rednecks and mental defectives posing
Trump’s Silence Was Louder Than His Bluster
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January 3, 2021
With only a few days left in his feckless, dumpster presidency, Trump will be remembered by his fans and haters alike for his signature lack
Na na na na, hey hey, Goodbye!
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December 18, 2020
So here it is, December 17 (or 18th… depends on when I finish this), 44 (or 45) days after the 2020 general election and 41
Santa Is Real!
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December 11, 2020
Thanks to Trump’s legal Dream Team and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, we now have huuuge, overwhelming evidence proving the existence of Santa Claus and
Partying Like It Was 1999
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December 10, 2020
It’s a ridiculous battlefield to die on. Mice don’t deliberately provoke cats. Wildebeest don’t play chicken with packs of hungry Serengeti lions. That would be
Could 2020 End Otherwise?
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November 6, 2020
It’s 3:08am on Friday of Election Week. It’s a ridiculous hour to kick off a new blog article, especially as I awoke just a half