Today was a momentous one in my personal Fasti Antiates Maiores. It’s the day I am, according to the CDC, officially vaccinated against COVID-19 and
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In 2017, a photo emerged of Al Franken on a 2006 USO tour pretending to feel up a napping Playboy model, Leeann Tweeden. They were
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With vaccine harder to find in NYC than a good hush puppy, it was New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo who spiked the ball by reporting
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In mid-December Pfizer’s Coronavirus vaccine began getting shot into the arms of New York City residents. The Moderna vaccine, which was actually developed over a
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On January 13th, the House voted second articles of impeachment against Donald Trump. He’s the first president in history to be impeached twice. A few
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January 6 will be given to history as one of the darkest days of the republic, when thousands of flag-drunk rednecks and mental defectives posing
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With only a few days left in his feckless, dumpster presidency, Trump will be remembered by his fans and haters alike for his signature lack
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So here it is, December 17 (or 18th… depends on when I finish this), 44 (or 45) days after the 2020 general election and 41
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Thanks to Trump’s legal Dream Team and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, we now have huuuge, overwhelming evidence proving the existence of Santa Claus and
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It’s a ridiculous battlefield to die on. Mice don’t deliberately provoke cats. Wildebeest don’t play chicken with packs of hungry Serengeti lions. That would be
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