We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Basket
Stoop Dog
January 8, 2021
January 6 will be given to history as one of the darkest days of the republic, when thousands of flag-drunk rednecks and mental defectives posing
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Trump’s Silence Was Louder Than His Bluster
Stoop Dog
January 3, 2021
With only a few days left in his feckless, dumpster presidency, Trump will be remembered by his fans and haters alike for his signature lack
Na na na na, hey hey, Goodbye!
Stoop Dog
December 18, 2020
So here it is, December 17 (or 18th… depends on when I finish this), 44 (or 45) days after the 2020 general election and 41
Santa Is Real!
Stoop Dog
December 11, 2020
Thanks to Trump’s legal Dream Team and Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, we now have huuuge, overwhelming evidence proving the existence of Santa Claus and
Partying Like It Was 1999
Stoop Dog
December 10, 2020
It’s a ridiculous battlefield to die on. Mice don’t deliberately provoke cats. Wildebeest don’t play chicken with packs of hungry Serengeti lions. That would be
Could 2020 End Otherwise?
Stoop Dog
November 6, 2020
It’s 3:08am on Friday of Election Week. It’s a ridiculous hour to kick off a new blog article, especially as I awoke just a half
Gaslighting 101
Stoop Dog
October 26, 2020
Yesterday, Trump and Pence faced a “60 Minutes” interview with Lesley Stahl which has been a pre-election tradition since CBS launched its show in 1968.
Wagging the Dog
Stoop Dog
October 22, 2020
Yesterday, John Ratcliffe, Trump’s director of national intelligence — a Republican political hack with zero professional credentials in either intelligence or national security except for
Vamping Politics, Health and WTF
Stoop Dog
October 5, 2020
I didn’t know how to write this. I wasn’t even sure if I should because it’s a potential snake pit of cliche, karma, Schadenfreude and
The Biggest Anticlimax Of All Time
Stoop Dog
September 26, 2020
The most overhyped anticlimax of all time might be Geraldo Rivera’s infamously disappointing 1986 Mystery of Al Capone’s Vaults. Thirty million people watched two hours