All Articles

Binge Watching in Corona Times

With movie theaters, concert halls, music clubs, restaurants, bars and even private social clubs closed by COVID-19, and even Bill Gates admitting that his entertainment option of choice these days is watching Netflix, binge watching of streaming media has gone through the roof in 2020/21. Last week, in a fit of Covid-induced cleaning freakiness, I…

Fully Vaccinated, Now What?

Today was a momentous one in my personal Fasti Antiates Maiores. It’s the day I am, according to the CDC, officially vaccinated against COVID-19 and with at least 94.1% assurance that I won’t catch the virus. It’s been exactly two weeks since my second shot. So after a year of lockdowns, masking up, washing hands,…

The Insurrection Backfire

In 2017, a photo emerged of Al Franken on a 2006 USO tour pretending to feel up a napping Playboy model, Leeann Tweeden. They were flying in a Blackhawk helicopter to another show with a dozen other entertainers and staff. The photo was intended as a joke because Tweeden was wearing kevlar body armor.  Anyone…

Vaccine Passport

With vaccine harder to find in NYC than a  good hush puppy, New York’s Governor Andrew Cuomo spiked the ball by reporting that as many as 30% of NY’s health care workers refused the Coronavirus vaccine reserved for them.  Notwithstanding that (1) health care workers are in a position to be super-spreaders among the most…

The Vaccine Rollout

In mid-December Pfizer’s Coronavirus vaccine began getting shot into the arms of New York City residents. The Moderna vaccine, which was actually developed over a year ago, supplemented it a few days later with 25,000 doses of their drug. We were told that the manufacturers would ramp up production to the millions. We would soon…

Two Time Loser

On January 13th, the House voted second articles of impeachment against Donald Trump. He’s the first president in history to be impeached twice. A few years from now, after Trump expires from a hastily eaten Chalupa Extreme, school kids will see Trump’s smug face when they open their textbooks to “impeachment”. He is now officially…

Get more stuff like this
in your mailbox

Subscribe to Stoop Hang and updates sent to your mailbox.

Thank you for subscribing.

Something went wrong.

Scroll to Top