Stoop Dog, Author at Stoophang

Scammers Always Be Scammin’

Stoop Dog May 28, 2025

I have a 2016 Volkswagen Golf. It’s garaged and well-maintained. I keep the inside spotless. People comment that it looks like a new car. It’s

Man-Baby’s Meltdown

Stoop Dog March 1, 2025

I’ve not posted anything since Trump’s regrettable inauguration. There are a couple of reasons for that. One is, of course, that like 50.2% of the

“A republic… if you can keep it!”

Stoop Dog November 13, 2024

Watching Trump nominate so many gutless twits and assholes as defective as himself to his cabinet must have been like watching Nero as Rome burned.

Donald “The Cameltoe Chin”

Stoop Dog October 19, 2024

Trump held two bizarre rallies last week. I mean more bizarre than usual. It introduced a whole new level of “weird” to Trump’s usual erratic

The Greatest Rock Trio You Never Heard Of

Stoop Dog October 15, 2024

That is unless you’re under 30, in which case you might be familiar with them. A month ago, I wasn’t. That was when I was

“The Vice Presidential debate was a tie!”

Stoop Dog October 12, 2024

Despite post-debate polls saying otherwise, that’s what I keep reading in MAGA world. They say Vance was relaxed and well-spoken, unlike the nervous and unpolished

“They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the dogs!”

Stoop Dog September 14, 2024

Spineless MAGA Republicans are promoting this ridiculous, evidence-free lie because they always defer to the driver of the GOP clown car, Donald Trump. When JD

Sins, like chickens, come home to roost

Stoop Dog May 18, 2024

Trump’s former personal lawyer and “fixer”, Michael Cohen, testified this week in Alvin Bragg’s “Hush Money Case”. It’s one of four active criminal cases against